May 2011
1 post
April 2011
8 posts
Man Unveils Interactive Toothpick Sculpture of San... →
you know how in movies, when someone is tied up somehow or otherwise incapacitated, they manage to use their belt to retrieve a knife, cell phone or other key, freeing device that is otherwise out of reach? and you go “pffft that would never even happen”?
Well, my friends, I just did that. From a compromised position. With the last roll of toilet paper that I had forgotten to replace...
March 2011
13 posts
Body types
chungsun:
Why don’t we name our bodies after Mario characters? I’m a Luigi, those with heavy bottoms are Peach, people with bad posture are Koopa Troopa, stout or fat people with bad posture are Bowser, children are Toad, and slutty people are warp pipes.
today I feel like we are sitting in Randy Cutler’s class, waiting for Beardo to say something relevant.
I miss you.
pizzaface
Today, I found out that someone stole my Visa information while I was in London a couple weeks back.
They used it to pay for internet, cable TV, pizza, and $120 worth of iTunes credit.
I would begrudge them the awesome multimedia pizza party they had at my expense (or rather at Visa’s expense, since I am totes not paying for this shit), but the biggest charge was $135 on eHarmony. It...
December 2010
3 posts
September 2010
2 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
Fantastic Fan of the Day: World’s Greatest Grandma gets hit in the face with a foul ball during Wednesday night’s Blue Jays-Rays game, bounces back up, catches two more.
[backporch.]
When I grow up, I want to be a bulldyke.
August 2010
5 posts
July 2010
11 posts
June 2010
11 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
Are You Fucking Kidding Me of the Day: Do you wish your dog was IMMORTAL? Well quit your daydreaming Sally, and CUT HIS DAMN PAWS OFF WITH SCISSORS!
(trust me, this is going somewhere good.)
[themidnightshowblog.]
THE JUICE IS FOR THE DOG!
biking back to the east side for a BBQ at approximately 8.45 last night, just after visiting no-frills to pick up some buns, I was hit by a car at the intersection of denman and davie. bruises, headache, scrapes, and a badly stubbed pinky toe = WEAR YOUR HELMETS KIDS.
also, I now have a surplus of hamburger buns.
