you know how in movies, when someone is tied up somehow or otherwise incapacitated, they manage to use their belt to retrieve a knife, cell phone or other key, freeing device that is otherwise out of reach? and you go “pffft that would never even happen”?
Well, my friends, I just did that. From a compromised position. With the last roll of toilet paper that I had forgotten to replace earlier.
I feel alive.
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